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Life & Events > Texting for Seniors.
 

Texting for Seniors.


Texting for Seniors













ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TOT - Texting on Toilet

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where're the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help!

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

Maybe some of you all ready have seen this.
Today is Hump Day.
This is what you get.LOL.
GGLKI















posted on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 AM ()

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I needed this laugh very badly.
comment by elderjane on Jan 20, 2012 9:25 AM ()
Glad that it helped.How is Bobby doing there?
reply by fredo on Jan 20, 2012 9:52 AM ()
comment by dragonflyby on Jan 19, 2012 5:35 PM ()
Happy Belated Birthday,guess I missed this one.Lo siento
reply by fredo on Jan 20, 2012 9:53 AM ()
Funny, even to a non-texter!
comment by solitaire on Jan 19, 2012 6:15 AM ()
both of us .For now will doing this as this is a great way for communication with.
reply by fredo on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 AM ()
comment by jondude on Jan 18, 2012 9:20 PM ()
Thanks for the visit.
reply by fredo on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 AM ()
Just wonderful! Thanks for the good laugh, Fredo.
comment by troutbend on Jan 18, 2012 12:43 PM ()
Today is Hump Day and we need a laugh out there.Glad that you enjoyed it.
reply by fredo on Jan 18, 2012 2:03 PM ()
Oh, those were so funny, Fredo. I love ROFL...CGU!
comment by redimpala on Jan 18, 2012 12:03 PM ()
Hey!how are you doing there?These were funny.
reply by fredo on Jan 18, 2012 2:03 PM ()
comment by marta on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 AM ()
they always come up with something.
reply by fredo on Jan 18, 2012 11:24 AM ()
I'll have to look these over when I become a senior.
comment by greatmartin on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 AM ()
I will not be around then.
reply by fredo on Jan 18, 2012 11:24 AM ()

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