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Entertainment > Humor > When Three Cups of Coffee is Not Enough.
 

When Three Cups of Coffee is Not Enough.

l. When you are out of laundry detergent even though you have been to the grocery store every single day. 2. When you can't get an appointment to have the dog groomed and he is hot and panting all the time. 3. When it is 4 days until Christmas Eve and you don't have the presents wrapped. 4. When the check is not in the mail and you have your doubts about the mail man and his competence. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!

posted on Dec 20, 2019 3:38 AM ()

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All minor easily fixed issues! Merry Solstice!
comment by jjoohhnn on Dec 21, 2019 12:52 PM ()
I am up early fixing them...except my home grooming of the dog went south. Daddy says it is not professional.
reply by elderjane on Dec 22, 2019 6:25 AM ()
It will all work out if family is able to recover and come. We are invited out for Christmas dinner but think we won't go since we will want to rest up from Christmas eve and maybe try a movie.
comment by elderjane on Dec 21, 2019 4:20 AM ()
Sending you a BIG HO-HO-HO HUG, dear Jeri! One step at a time.... You'll get there, my friend!
comment by marta on Dec 20, 2019 3:26 PM ()
Just a little flustered, Marta.
reply by elderjane on Dec 21, 2019 4:11 AM ()
How about when nothing works and you still feel awful? Yup, where's the coffee.
comment by tealstar on Dec 20, 2019 10:14 AM ()
I am hanging on by a thread. Monday, I smoke the turkey and bake the ham. Everyone should be here Tuesday but half of them are sick. Yesterday, I took the day off, did not get out of my robe and read all day. Now, I am ready to get with the program. By the way, Laura tried a new method for turkey, slathering it with mayo and injecting some under the skin, then letting it sit in the fridge for a couple of days. she said it was delicious. You might try it at Ed's second holiday meal.
reply by elderjane on Dec 21, 2019 4:18 AM ()
Oh dear...: deep breaths! You’ve got this.
comment by kristilyn3 on Dec 20, 2019 4:47 AM ()
Surely it will. At least their are no toys to put together.
reply by elderjane on Dec 22, 2019 6:26 AM ()

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