It seems to me that saltines used to come in a 4-block square with perforated lines and you could snap them into 4 and have enough to make 2 peanut-butter-and-jelly cracker sandwiches. This sleeve of single crackers business you get now is just... sad.
Maybe graham crackers still come in 2 or 4-block pieces, but I don't eat those.
And Stella Artois needs a screw-off cap.
....And that pretty much describes dinner tonight.