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Entertainment > Humor > Some Quick Advise
 

Some Quick Advise

If you've seen the bucket list then you know the three things to remember when getting older that Jack Nicholson told Morgan Freeman. If not here's what he said:

1. Never pass up a bathroom.

2. Never trust a fart.

3. Never waste a hard-on.(this one is for Gary.)

Good advise.
'nuff said.

posted on Dec 3, 2008 2:47 PM ()

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Can't top those three!
comment by solitaire on Dec 4, 2008 6:50 AM ()
comment by kristilyn3 on Dec 4, 2008 6:35 AM ()
Good stuff
comment by grumpy on Dec 3, 2008 10:46 PM ()
So that's what the "Bucket List" was about!!
comment by sunlight on Dec 3, 2008 6:44 PM ()
Great.Bucket list heh
comment by fredo on Dec 3, 2008 2:49 PM ()

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