Oregon Coast Rantings

If Hef didn't have the Playboy empire he wouldn't get all that poonanay. What young hottie would go for an octogenarian without him being loaded? That is the burning question.

Great post. BTW...all Polock jokes evolved into blonde jokes.

My wife won't play.

You cuss alot for a baby. Your Pops must be like mine.

Not everyone has a dirty mind like you...wait a minute, I do.Good luck.

His response?

'nuff said.

Gran Torino is the last movie Clint Eastwood will ever act in. He said he'll still direct but has officially retired from acting.

My wish is for a safe journey to see my family next week. I have to drive over snow covered mountains to get to my family in Idaho for Christmas. The safe journey I want is to not slide off the road or have some idiot run me down. Merry Christmas.

At least with the credit crunch you aren't dealing in US Dollars or Mexican Pesos.

Welcome to MyBloggers.Eddie always beats people on being the first friend but he owns the site so he gets first pick. Again welcome.

I used to own a Ruger P89 9mm handgun. I sold it to my dad because an ex-girlfriend forged one of my checks at a grocery store(this was nearly 14 years ago before debit cards became more popular) so I could cover it and not totally have my credit ruined. I could buy it back at anytime but I promised PD we wouldn't have any guns in the house. It freaks her out that my dad has an arsenal. I've shot many weapons from bb guns to military style weapons including a LAW(light anti-armor weapon.) I've never killed anything human. I killed a few deer and pheasants in my younger days hunting.

Dwight Schrute eat your heart out.