Wishes granted - 3
Wishes denied - 1 (see below)
Tooth fairy duties - 5 (molar day my bag weighs a tonne!
 
 
I have managed to duck out of the rat race for a swift thimble of ale (I ain’t no namby pamby “tinkerbell” who’s always smiling sweetly no matter what crazy wishes or scanky teeth I have to deal with) and some blog time. 
 
Take today, this one guy asked if I could make his wife’s bum bigger. I was like, “look David I have told you before that I am good but not that good! Even A year of burgers and pizzas would not make victoria’s ass bigger.”
 
The credit crunch has also hit the tooth collection industry. We used to give 2 euros for a molar now we are able to give 2 pound and still make a saving!!  
 
Things here are mad busy though, with all the last minute collection of letters to santa from the little dahlings to see what they would like sorry, want . Lets be honest though most have a snowballs chance in hell of actually making us believe that they have been good all year! But would we see them disappointed. . . . If I had my way . . . . . . Probably not!! 
 
There is still time to get your name on the “good list”!