Mar 9, 2009
If this doesn't make you laugh, you're dead!!!!A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about anew procedure called 'The Knob,' where a smallknob is placed at the top of the woman's head andcoul...
Mar 4, 2009
You've opened it, you have to do it (it only takes a couple minutes Ipromise!) Six names you go by1. Hey You 2. Oh 3. Tink 3. What's her face 4. Thingamajig 5. Wings 6. Windy drawers Three things you ...
Feb 20, 2009
This is AWESOME ... something we should all remember. A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved ...
Feb 20, 2009
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busylunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete withpager.After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the ...
Jan 30, 2009
True Friendship "Aussie Style--" None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of...
Jan 26, 2009
Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week...
Jan 13, 2009
I am always on the look out to try and help people relive memories of days gone by. I think I have found the perfect way for you so search almost any school in the World for your old class photos. Int...
Jan 4, 2009
WINTER BLONDEAs a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name i...
Jan 4, 2009
Holiday tip!!! The Devil's Swimming Pool In Zimbabwe, Africa, you will find the magnificent Victoria Falls at a height of 128m. The location is known as "The Devil's Swimming Pool". During the months ...
Dec 30, 2008
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told myhusband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hourspassed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Aroun...
Dec 30, 2008
Well after a hectic days and a humungous hangover I am now (well just about) back in the land of the living. Christmas was mental, Rudolph nearly refused to perform... after I kicked his hairy ass and...
Dec 22, 2008
A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "One nil." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old manreplied, "I...
Dec 19, 2008
to be jolly. That is as long as you're not a fairy. I am cream crackered and I haven't had to start flying in front of Rudolph sprinkling fairy dust to keep his butt in the air. *suggestion...don't le...