A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy
lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with
pager.
After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly, "Wow,

she's fat!
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.
A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as

far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is this wide!"
The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue. Just
then her pager begin to emit a "beep, beep, beep".
The little boy yelled out, "Run for your feckin life, she's reversing!!"