Dammit... I can't shave!

I bought this "electric razor" thingy online about a month ago. I got rid of my other "electric razor" thingy (which was a Japanese piece of crap), because somehow in this "pee - brain" of mine I thought this NEW razor (Which was/is a Chinese piece of crap) would be better. I was WRONG!!

Now, I can't shave for the show this weekend! Well I could, if Roxi would find the "piece" to the new shaver in her car. See, last week.. I was going to a show. Well I am not one to wake early and "groom" for a show. Honestly, I usually go to sleep (the night before a show) in my clothes (otherwise, I sleep naked). The "alarm" goes off a few times (I always hit the -wait longer- button twice at least), I finally wake.. and to the show I go. I am usually awake, and walking around no more then 5 minutes before I am in the car.

So basically, I shave and all that other stuff in the car. Well last week, I went to clean the "razor" head... and one of the shaver things flew out, and on the floorboard of her car. I looked and looked for it. Roxann does "NOT" keep a clean car.. lol. Serious, there is paper, and all sorts of chit down there. Finding this tiny razor head thing, amongst all that, is nearly impossible.

One of these days (and I am fluckking serious about this).. I will break down, and buy an "American made Razor"! Hey, I don't know. Maybe the "slant eyes" can't see well enough to make a "quality" product. Could be that, or could be "assholes" like you and ME buy their crap just because it's cheaper!? Alot cheaper really, they don't have "Unions" or anything like that there. They just see a few kids playing in the street, grab em and make a "workforce" outta them.

Dammit again... I really "can't" afford to buy "American" right now. Maybe when my "Congressmen" stop voting for 30K payraises, making sure they have "health insurance" (when I don't), and give me a little "break".. I'll buy American.. I honestly can't afford "American" stuff right now. Sad but true. Hell, a simple trip to the "doctor" costs a few hundred bones. Let alone if he orders more "tests" or something. Can be in thousands then. True story, and I used to pay it. Now.. I just walk around not knowing if I am "sick" (I mean physically, you all know I'm fucked mentally... lol). Hey.. I just made myself "MAD"... no, not about the stupid "Razor".. about "Health Insurance". I NEED to say this.. if your "One of those" People that feels "America doesn't need universal HEALTH INSURANCE", please keep that to yourself. I've watched far too many suffer, to let you off the hook. You'll be "on the ground, with me pissing in your face. Quicklike even.. lol.

Ok.. sorry about my "rants". I don't know, I just woke early and put on (one of my) favorite songs "ANGRY AGAIN" by Megadeth. Full volume, and in my headphones. Now who says "Music doesn't guide the Masses"????

Laterz all.... Gary :)