This is something that is "quite" embarassing to me. I mean, I am pretty open talking about most things, but this isn't one of them. It of a "personal" nature.. if you know what I mean...

Ok... umm........

Well I decided to try a "male enhancement thing". All the women said I didn't need it (as I was well endowed already), but you know.. I wanted to be the best. So I went ahead and bought this thing (Name of device withheld, so I don't get sued).

I used it every day. Religiously even. I soon found my favorite "member" gaining in size. Actually it started getting "HUGE".

Well, imagine how "surprised" the women were when they seen it. Massive "Smile" on the faces... but that didn't last long.

It worked very well.. but it didn't FIT. Yeah, you heard it right.. it wouldn't fit again. Tried em in the front, the back, the side, and every other way we could think of. It just won't FIT no more.... Way too big.. grrr...

Obvious, I losted many girlfriends over this thing. Now, I am looking for a penis reduction. Ironically, there seems to be a big lack of "ways/doctors, etc". I been reading the newspaper trying to find someone.. seems I'm like the only dude that got this problem!.. GRRR AGAIN..

I wasn't sure if I should "share this". It is embarassing to me.

However, true to my word... my "Blogs" will be about my everyday life. Embarassing or not.....

Gary :)