Women are an "Incredibly" nutso race of beings. That's why I'm here (knowledge).. I done did every "screwup" with women.. I pretty much know how they think. Now, with my experience, and knowledge you'd naturally think I'd be balling half the Playboy mansion. But, in reality.. it doesn't work that way. Several reasons.. One I am not a multi-billionare like Hef. Women can forgive alot of cosmetic details, when they see green (But if they don't see green.., bummer). Two, once I finally figured out how these bioutches are.. I was old and grey headed. Broke ass old farts don't screw playmates.. they become expert masterbators... But that doesn't mean we didn't learn a few things on the way... we did...

So I am here.. to keep you young men from making the mistakes I did! Listen to the advice, of an older man........

1) It all starts and ends the same way. Your first "Lay" will be a fat chick. Your last "Lay" will be a fat chick. When you first get the balls to ask a girl to bed, she'll be huge. Once you did her.. you'll move on (with this new confidence) to thiner things,, as you age (and your age catagory does).. You go back to "big". Now here is the thing.. bigger women are actually better. Don't believe me? Date a few model types and watch them fuck your world up.. the heavy ones just love ya.. and ya know, it's all pink inside.. So if your SMART.. you will really just go for someone you get along with!!

2) Women love lies! Yes, believe it or not, they live for them. DO NOT make the mistake of telling them the truth. If they say "Is my butt fat?" YOU SAY... NO!!!!! Does this dress make me look big?! Say NO.. by all means, even if she looks like a "stuffed tomatoe" lie to her! Your getting laid depends on this chit..

3) Pretend to like her TV shows, her Music... bullshit the "Hell outta her". Comeon, what guy likes "General Hospital".. what dude likes "Trace Adkins". Minus a few queers out there, I doubt most like him. The point is.. women take some "working on".. they really aren't as straight forward as us real men.. Lies are very important!

4) Be the BAD BOY, with the BIG HEART!! Hell yes, this is the "Snow job", that leads to a "Blow job".. I don't know why, but every woman loves a "Bad boy".. so long as she feels "Safe" (Like he is a good boy at heart). You know you.. adjust yourself to get the BJ...

5) Cry at the "movies".. yep, you gotta seal the deal. Take her to any movie. Most all have a love scene. When it happens "Cry"!! But be very discreet. cry, but "PRETEND" you don't want her to see you. Her panties will be soaking "wet", far before you leave the theater.

6) Get her some flowers. Low on cash, drink your beer in a cemetary. Actually, it's pretty calm.. no cops.. and a great place to reflect. Grab a bundle on your way out. They don't need them, and certain most dead guys would understand.

SO ANYWAY... this is just some more advice about women. From ME! I been around a bit kiddies.. I know my chit :)

Gary :)