THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Have you ever wondered if the bills
in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now....lol....have a nice day!!
So folks, always remember to wash your hands after handling money
and never touch your eyes, nose or mouth before washing!!
That's my public service announcement for the day. Thank you very much!
.:: BREAKING NEWS :::
Due to the recession in 2009 the government will start
deporting all the mentally ill people to save money.
I started crying when I thought of you.
Run my little crazy friend, run!
Well, what can I say ???
Someone sent it to me, and dammit, I'm NOT going alone !? ?
I am taking you all with me.