Someone sent this to me yesterday, and before anyone gets upset with me for posting it...please be aware that if you are sensitive about religion or take things too seriously, please do not read this.

I like to think God has a sense of humor...otherwise he would not have endowed many of us with it...okay?

And for those who dont believe in God...please dont bother asking me to prove God has a sense of humor....lol.

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD

 LAUGH!

 
There were 3 good
arguments that
Jesus was
Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3.He didn't get a fair trial

 
But then there were
 3 equally good
arguments
that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:

1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3.. He used olive oil

 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:

1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

 
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs
that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

AMEN SISTERS AMEN!!!