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Uncle Larry Story

Somebody's Uncle Larry was Professor Albert Einstein’s chauffeur and loved to tell them this story.

After having propounded his famous theory, Albert Einstein would tour the various Universities in the United States, delivering lectures wherever he went. He was always accompanied by Uncle Larry who looked quite a bit like Einstein. Uncle Larry would attend each of these lectures and sit in the back row. One day, after Einstein had finished a lecture and was coming out of the auditorium into his vehicle, Uncle Larry said, "Professor Einstein, I've heard your lecture on Relativity so many times, that if I were ever given the opportunity, I would be able to deliver it myself!"

"Very well," replied Einstein, "I'm going to Dartmouth next week. You can deliver the lecture as Einstein, and I'll take your place as Larry!"

Uncle Larry delivered the lecture to perfection, without a word out of place, while Einstein sat in the back row playing "chauffeur", and enjoying a snooze for a change.

Just as Uncle Larry was descending from the podium, one of the research assistants intercepted him, and began to ask him a question on the theory of relativity.... one that involved a lot of complex calculations and equations. Uncle Larry replied to the assistant "The answer to this question is very simple! In fact, it's so simple, that I'm going to let my chauffeur answer it!"

posted on Aug 11, 2014 11:15 AM ()

Comments:

I'm looking for my doppelganger.
comment by tealstar on Aug 12, 2014 6:06 AM ()
One of the ladies I see a lot at the flood meetings said she saw me at one of the supermarkets in Loveland the other day, but didn't say hello. 'Good thing,' I told her 'I haven't been in that particular store in more than 8 months.' I'd like to see who that was so I'd know what I look like to her.
reply by troutbend on Aug 12, 2014 8:03 PM ()
comment by jondude on Aug 12, 2014 6:02 AM ()
It's cute, isn't it?
reply by troutbend on Aug 12, 2014 8:03 PM ()
he was quick witted as well
comment by kevinshere on Aug 11, 2014 5:53 PM ()
I'm always impressed by people who can think on their feet like that.
reply by troutbend on Aug 12, 2014 8:01 PM ()
comment by elderjane on Aug 11, 2014 3:19 PM ()
Diane loaned me a book: "Driving Mr. Albert: A Trip Across America with Einstein's Brain" - the pathologist who did the autopsy on him kept the brain for 40 years.
reply by troutbend on Aug 12, 2014 8:07 PM ()
That was a good one!
comment by greatmartin on Aug 11, 2014 12:15 PM ()
I've been enjoying your story in the emails.
reply by troutbend on Aug 12, 2014 8:08 PM ()
comment by kristilyn3 on Aug 11, 2014 11:19 AM ()
reply by troutbend on Aug 12, 2014 8:10 PM ()

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