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Shut up and Drive

Life is exciting around here lately, and I don't want to go into all of it, so I'll talk about part of it.

This afternoon I was ironing pillowcases and one of the guests knocked on the front door. They came from somewhere in Missouri. Today they left sometime in the morning and were gone until 5 or so. I opened the door and she said: "Guess where we've been all day - the hospital." The other lady had a small heart attack. She wasn't feeling well, so they went to the hospital, and blood enzyme tests showed that's what it was, but she refused to be admitted because she knew they'd keep her for a couple of days, so tomorrow they are driving back to Missouri. You wouldn't know to talk to her that there was any problem, she wasn't a ball of fire before it happened. They WERE going to leave on Sunday, so this helps me, because the next people are supposed to come on Sunday and I won't have to rush these folks out so I can get the house ready.

Yesterday I had to get a ride to the auto body shop with a friend of mine. It was nerve wracking - she drives a giant Cadillac Escalade and riding shotgun it looks like she's just about straddling the center line on our winding mountain roads. And meantime, she's babbling away about taking her dog to the dog park and there was some couple there that the man is a retired doctor, but she never knew him when he was practicing, and our town used to be so small we knew everyone but now we don't, and his wife something, and their dog is a light-colored golden retriever, and then .... I wanted to scream SHUT UP AND DRIVE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR DOG. But I didn't because I figure this is probably how men feel most of the time about what women have to say. But I try not to talk about aimless crap like that.







posted on Sept 11, 2015 7:43 PM ()

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We probably do this all the time except your roads are nothing to trifle with.
comment by elderjane on Sept 14, 2015 6:07 AM ()
The only difference between you, me, and a lunatic is that one verbalizes every thought that crosses his/her mind.
comment by jjoohhnn on Sept 13, 2015 3:35 PM ()
Reminds of what Mark Twain said: "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
reply by troutbend on Sept 13, 2015 5:24 PM ()
People who verbalize their stream of consciousness are a trial. No easy way to get them to stop, so limiting contact seems the way to go.
comment by tealstar on Sept 12, 2015 7:38 AM ()
Usually she talks about her tribulations with her 30-something bi-polar daughter, and there is an element of watching a train wreck in it, so not as boring*. And we seldom get together, so that helps. It's being held captive in a speeding vehicle that is wandering around in the traffic lane that is so tough. *Yes, I realize that makes me sound like a ghoul feasting on other peoples' problems, but I like to think it gives them a sounding board for their rants.
reply by troutbend on Sept 12, 2015 8:50 AM ()
you make me laugh.
Glad the lady made it to the hospital to find out what was wrong!
comment by kristilyn3 on Sept 12, 2015 6:33 AM ()
Life around here has been bizarre lately.
reply by troutbend on Sept 12, 2015 8:52 AM ()
Scary ride!
comment by jondude on Sept 12, 2015 4:53 AM ()
I was wondering if that's how it seems when I drive. No wonder he never lets me. Well, I'm better at driving in snow than he is, he can put that in his pipe and smoke it.
reply by troutbend on Sept 12, 2015 8:53 AM ()
You have my sympathies. I used to have to ride with a woman like that. She was also a name dropper and spoke endlessly about people I didn't know as if they were our long lost friends. The ride was 40 minutes each way.
comment by nittineedles on Sept 11, 2015 11:59 PM ()
Most of last year I had to give rides to flood meetings to a neighbor in the canyon, and it was its own special torture. When she isn't name dropping about who she knows in the transportation department and county government, she's describing for the hundredth time how she conned them into placing this rock and that rock in the river by her house.
reply by troutbend on Sept 12, 2015 3:31 PM ()
comment by jerms on Sept 11, 2015 9:01 PM ()
I feel for men - they have to endure so much at the hands of women. And we'll say something like: "he doesn't enjoy going to the ______ , but I made him go anyway, and he wouldn't admit it, but I'm sure he had a good time." Yeah, right.
reply by troutbend on Sept 12, 2015 3:27 PM ()
You can do 15 minutes in a comedy club---very funny even if you didn't think so at the time.
comment by greatmartin on Sept 11, 2015 8:03 PM ()
I promised myself I won't ever do the same thing, but how will I recognize it?
reply by troutbend on Sept 12, 2015 4:36 PM ()

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