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Entertainment > Humor > A Clean Joke
 

A Clean Joke

Dan decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a millipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home and found a good location for the box.

He decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the millipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to church with me." But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the millipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me!"

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."

posted on June 13, 2014 12:18 PM ()

Comments:

comment by marta on June 18, 2014 12:03 PM ()
comment by hobbie on June 13, 2014 6:41 PM ()
I read it in spite of the subject title!!!
comment by greatmartin on June 13, 2014 4:50 PM ()
Very cute..I hope he had enough shoes.
comment by elderjane on June 13, 2014 3:21 PM ()
comment by kristilyn3 on June 13, 2014 1:50 PM ()
Hmmm.,
comment by jjoohhnn on June 13, 2014 1:19 PM ()

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