Heart Attack Grill here in Las Vegas: one of the customers who ate there every day (one of their famous burgers has 9,982 calories) is literally at death's door. He had a massive heart attack four days ago, and is now on life support. His brother is agonizing over it, but plans to pull the plug on Monday. This sounds like a made-up story, but it's true.
I found a website where a man who does home inspections in Minnesota posts some of the bloopers he comes across in the course of his work.
I was watching a documentary, and there was this clown, just like one my mother made in the late 1940s. I still have it, and the pattern. It was such a surprise to see that someone else had one.