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Okay, I've decided that in this day and age we need to really examine this guy. You know and I know if any other old man liked to have kids sit on his lap, we'd see if he is a registered sex offender. Also, why is he always watching and does he watch you in the bathroom? Isn't this invasion of privacy? I mean, does he have hi tech equipment put on every house with a huge monitor that watches everyone? I've read Orwell's 1984, I think that sounds a lot like Big Brother to me! And how does he know if I've been bad or good? I mean, is there no chance for forgiveness? I mean couldn't you be bad and be really really sorry? There's no second chance? What's the problem with second chances, we give them to everyone else! And finally, you do realize that him showing up in your house and eating and drinking his fill is definitely breaking and entering with a misdemeanor for theft. I don't know about you, but I'd rather buy my own gifts! This whole Santa person sort of scares me. I'm definitely locking the door on Christmas Eve and if any old guy with a beard shows up, I'm calling the police!
