So there was this female business executive who was late for a meeting. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over and says â€œmaâ€™am, can I please see your license?â€ She says â€œIâ€™m sorry, officer, but I got it revoked two years ago for drunk driving.â€ His brow furrows and he straightens up. â€œWell, can I please see the registration of your car?â€ She says â€œI stole the car and I killed the driver; heâ€™s in the trunk.â€ â€œMaâ€™am, DONâ€™T MOVE, Iâ€™m calling for backup.â€ He mutters furiously into his walkie-talkieâ€¦ Five minutes later, half the squad pulls up, the Chief of Police walks over to the womanâ€™s window. â€œMaâ€™am, can I see your license?â€ he asks sternly. â€œOf course, officer,â€ she smiles demurely and pulls out a license from her purse. He squints warily at it. â€œThis looks legitimate,â€ he mumbles. â€œCan I see the registration to this car?â€ She pulls it out of the glove compartment and hands it to him. â€œMaâ€™am, stand back!â€ He bangs open the trunk of the car and flinches: but it was completely emptyâ€¦ The woman brandishes a finger at the first cop and says accusingly, â€œAnd Iâ€™ll bet that liar told you I was speeding too!!â€ Rate this Joke!
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