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I need to ask the womenfolk out there a question. Do women ever get too old to have libido? To have sexual urges? I don't want to sound like the female equivalent of a "dirty old man" but I must be having hormonal changes or something. I don't go around feeling lustful toward everything in pants--and if you could see most of the men around here, you'd know why.
But sometimes--Oh My. Yesterday the computer repairman came and he was so appealing. He looked like Kirk Douglas in his prime, right down to the dimples. He has a very unusual name, and said his family had trouble tracing their lineage, there are so few with his surname. He said he was of Irish descent, but he looked like what I imagine one of those Vikings who stormed the ancient Irish coasts might have looked like.
His eyes were the glacial blue you see in icebergs; his hair blondish red, and blond guys just get my meter running--you know what I mean? Anyway He charged me $50.00 to work on Methuselah, my old computer and said I wouldn't be able to post photos off the disc I had--the photos have to be 1,000 pixils or less (whatever the hell that means.)
I told him next time one of Kirk Douglas' old movies come on Turner Classic Movies to be sure to watch and he'd see what I meant about the resemblance. I'd love to have kissed him on his neck, but of course I was the proper old lady--God knows I'd never act on that urge--but I'd have liked to! (Blush, embarrassment as I reveal this.) Geeze! Is something wrong with me???
P.S. The doctor was a hoot. He was a musician and kept talking about his piano work while he was examining me. He was at that time in his 90s.