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Dear Savings Account

Hey... sorry it's been awhile since you've heard from us and also for not adding "friends" to your balance in the amounts we were hoping too.

We've been busy using your "friends" for Christmas gifts, dental and medical bills along with some travel plans. We're proud to report that we haven't betrayed your trust by using those horrible cousins of yours, the "credit cards" to purchase anything in FOR EVA!

So, at this time, we're thrilled to inform you that a very nice group of your "friends" are on their way, straight from Washington D.C. to help replenish your balance. The way we understand it, our "Uncle Sam" himself is depositing your "friends" right into the account later next week. Be on the lookout and please welcome them with interest.

We leave you with a cautious warning to enjoy the company of your "friends" for as long as you can because with this economy, we're simply not sure how long y'all will be together.

Until next time, be safe and prosper ;)

posted on Mar 7, 2009 7:16 AM ()

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