I'm assuming everyone watched The State of The Union Address as all good citizens should.  I found it long on "rah rah" but a little short on substance.
At any rate, here are some of the clever tweets that appeared today about it.
I always thought Boehner's tan was a vanity issue. But now I realize that it's leather chair camouflage.

MazJobrani (Maz Jobrani)
If you take Obama's skin + Biden's skin, you get Boehner's skin.

BorowitzReport (Andy Borowitz)
#SOTU: How many minutes into the speech before #Comcast yanks Obama?

TheSteveAgee (Steve Agee)
The State of the Union Address is being given live at the Verizon Wireless US Capitol building

BorowitzReport
America will seize its Sputnik moment as soon as it's finished watching Jersey Shore.

Jim Bosha
Your Baby Einstein toys and your posh suburban preschools and your kids are still the dumbest fucks born in generations. Way to go."

JamesUrbaniak
MATH?! He's lost me.

TheInDecider (Comedy Central)
OBAMA: "If you want to make a difference in the life of a child, become a teacher!" Or an X-Box 360! Whichever!

BorowitzReport
How low have our politics sunk that people are congratulating themselves for sitting next to each other?

wkamaubell (W. Kamau Bell)
Jon Stewart is gonna sue #SOTU for stealing his whole "let's all come together" idea. Is this The Rally For Sanity Part 2?

TheSteveAgee
Oh hey, there's a bunch of a**holes in suits sitting around talking about sh*t that'll never get done! #SOTU

hodgman
Why is that leather chair smiling and laughing at that joke about the health care?

Aimee Brock
Boehner's tear duct tampons seemed to have worked well.

Steve Amiri
We will put an iPad on the Moon!

TheSteveAgee
this sh*t isn't going to run long and cut into Cougar Town is it??? #SOTU

BorowitzReport
BREAKING Boehner Declares End to Civility: 'Our Long National Nightmare is Over'

Funniest Tweets About Michele Bachmann's Response to the SOTU
 
The Tea Party needs a leader with more credibility than Michele Bachmann. Snooki?

BorowitzReport
Michele Bachmann will push Tea Party agenda, including Don't Add, Don't Spell.

KeithOlbermann
Rep. Bachmann's response expected to focus on how Founding Father John Quincy Jones ended slavery while producing "We Are The World"

TheInDecider
What is Bachmann looking at? She looks like one of those "eyes following you" paintings, but with a corporation behind it!

BorowitzReport
Obviously, Michele Bachmann was looking off-camera at Sarah Palin's hand.

PFTompkins (Paul F Tompkins)
I hope they turn around to reveal Bachmann is talking to a quizzical golden lab.

hodgman
Maybe she doesn't know the camera is on, and she's just talking to herself again.

PFTompkins
Are her eyeballs CGI? They're not quite synced up with her faceplate.

tomtomorrow
wtf, she's got cat eyes straight out of Avatar

hodgman
What if, after ten minutes or so, Michele Bachman had turned directly to the camera and said, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE! BE QUIET, DEMONS!

https://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2011/01/26/the-funniest-state-of-the-union-tweets.htm