I've never been a liar...at least, not about what counts, anyway. I don't even lie about the small things. I choose instead just not to say anything or to joke about it in a forgiving way.
Mark Twain has the perfect quote about lying: "“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.â€
And that's exactly why I don't lie! Every person who has ever lied to me eventually got caught because he slipped up. It takes real effort to lie about something, because then the liar has to keep piling more lies on top of it to cover the original lie. That's a lot of "remembering"; and sooner or later, the individual will forget and contradict himself.
I never have to worry about that. I have caught a lot of people in lies. Do you know the typical response? I know because I have heard it from more than one person when I called to their attention to the fact that they had previously contradicted what they were now saying.
It's always the same:Â " That's not what I said. You're twisting my words around."
No! I'm just repeating verbatim what that person said earlier. Makes me wonder; which was the lie and which was the truth. In all probability, both are lies. I have an expression that I use on people who try to intimidate or bully me. I simply state, "I've chewed up and spit out people a whole lot smarter and tougher than you are." Of course, they don't believe me. However, the one thing that I know about bullies and "intimidators" is that are also liars. And the one thing I know about liars is that they are going to get caught at some point in their web of lies. When they do, that's when I get to "chew them up and spit them out!"
One of my former students gave me some of the best advice I ever got.. He worked for the publisher of the newspaper where I was employed after I left teaching.Â
The owner and publisher was a crusty curmudgeon in his seventies who had bought the paper as a young man and had been its owner and publisher for some fifty years.
"Don't ever lie to Charlie(the publisher)," he said. "He hates liars. If you make a mistake, just admit it; he will be a lot easier on you than if he thinks you are lying to him or making excuses."
In the eight years I worked there, the time came when I did indeed make a mistake, and Charlie called me into his office.
When he asked me about it, I replied, "I screwed up, Charlie; I'm sorry, and it won't happen again."
He looked at me with astonishment in his eyes and said, "Well, okay, then." and that was the end of it.Â
The natural reaction of many would be to try to blame the mistake on someone else or to deny making the mistake. That never works. I have even had people try to make me feel responsible for their failings.
I refuse to take responsibility for other's weaknesses; I have enough of my own. I don't need the added burden of theirs.