Hmmm. I must've been channeling Steve (Looserobes) b/c I do not know where the previous content of my post came from!
Past jobs:
1. parent by proxy (eldest of 4 with many responbilities)
2. technical typist (parent's printing business)
3. copy editor (same as #2)
4. illustrator (same as #2)
5. graphic designer (same as #2)
6. muralist (freelancing)
7. statistician (for pharmaceutical company)
8. waitress (Okazu-ya Japanese Restaurant)
9. endodontic assistant (for 2 endodontists)
10. technical typist (for aerospace publications dept.)
11. mother (this job requirement demands a plethora of skills)
12. medical transcriptionist (for 5 Family Practice Doctors)
13. sr. executive secretary (to 5 upper mgmt. PhDs.)
14. pastoral assistant (on a team of 6 pastors-in-training)
15. homeschool instructor (language arts, art, remedial skills)
16. chef (cooking + marketing for a household of 14)
17. interior designer (my circle of friends)
18. book cover designer (Wipf + Stock Publishers)
19. packaging designer (numerous CDs, cosmetic lines, + toys)
20. whew!