Yikes! I have taken my measurements. Here they are for the world to see.
BUST - 39"
WAIST - 47"
HIPS - 56"
Upper arm - 15"
Calf - 16"
Neck - 14.5"
STARTING BMI: 45.3
Jeez, I sure don't like the starting numbers, but we're only going to get SMALLER from here! :)