My Stories

Chewing a tough steak at the local hotel diner my top plate broke in two
I laughed it off to the waitress and got a free voucher meal next time

Like the not packing line , Cath loads the camper as though we are going around Australia, --I dare not say anything
First time out this month hoping to go too the river Murray only 70kms out for five days at Blanchtown , still have this left over from earlier 5 days

bugger what others say , you have to feel that all is good . Keep on painting you'r your own critic

unknown to me mate

they couldn't catch the pianist, so they hung the piano instead mate

holiday weekends we mainly stay home, gets too crowded at the places we go to. went away 2 weeks before at easter just to get our possie

unseen so can't comment mate

a wild look there by chitty

ahhh and feeding Christians to the lions in the ROBE a great picture

And give my Paradise away?!?!?!?!?!

i'll add a bit of class

pay that joke

As a matter of fact I have ye old Groucho singing LYDIA as well as SHOW ME A ROSE, he was also a great lover of Gilbert and Sullivan Operette and
recorded some of their songs , absolutely shocking I might add .
Waiting for the chief cook and bottle washer at the markets I usually can strike up a conversation by just saying G'DAY if I only get a grunt back say no more ,

Bump someone off mate and i'll come and join you , you lucky mam you

Had many a dog over the years , mainly the Heinz variety, when the family came along so did the pets and not a biter amongst them .
The last one was a German shepherd that my daughter had brought home, no way was I going to have a bar of it , then said we will give it a go for awhile , that lasted 14 years . she was named Sasha still only a young animal and had been desexed , why she become a stray is still a mystery she appeared well fed and we watched the missing page in the paper .
had always thought her breed was a little wild but sasha had the best temperament in all the dogs I had previously

Autumn there now --winter next time to knit some gloves in readiness