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Sheepish Humor ...

A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. One day, the Chief's wife gives birth to... a white child! The word spreads, and the entire tribe is in shock. The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you're the only white man we've ever seen around here, and this woman just gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!" The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."

posted on June 30, 2014 10:32 AM ()

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So funny!
comment by elderjane on July 1, 2014 2:53 PM ()
comment by dragonflyby on July 1, 2014 1:59 PM ()
Very good...
comment by drmaus on July 1, 2014 8:44 AM ()
Love it. xx, T
comment by tealstar on June 30, 2014 9:07 PM ()
comment by jjoohhnn on June 30, 2014 7:32 PM ()
fair enough
comment by kevinshere on June 30, 2014 6:36 PM ()
Very funny! I just googled this up: "In the Old West, a few black sheep wandered the range. These colored animals were used as markers, one for every hundred sheep. The old timers counted the sheep and said, "Once your markers are in, your flock is in."
comment by troutbend on June 30, 2014 6:18 PM ()
comment by kristilyn3 on June 30, 2014 1:02 PM ()

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