(I am following Looserobes and November here, with thanks to Anacoana for changing the operative word from 'resolutions' to 'intentions.')
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5 intentions for 2009 that might work:
1. I will constantly check my bank balance.
2. I will eat according to the gall bladder rules.
3. I will visit my Mom every day.
4. I will show love AND respect for my pets.
5. I will not leave MyBloggers.
and
5 intentions I probably won't be able to keep:
1. I will take out the trash before the baskets fill up.
2. I will pay the bills on time.
3. I will wash my car often.
4. I will finally ask Alice out (knowing I will get rejected anyway.)
5. I will finish thirty new paintings.