I heard there was a Republican debate tonight? WHAT? During that great football playoff game in New Orleans? How could they? What f**king nerve, to have a bunch of morons on a stage (none of whom will ever be elected) keeping all those poor viewers from seeing one of the most-fantastic-quarterbacks-ever completely blow away the Detroit Lions!
What gall! It's almost un-American!
SHAME!
(I wonder if anybody even watched it.)