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Entertainment > Humor > Terrorist Alert!
 

Terrorist Alert!

The FBI warned in a recent press release that a suspected Islamic terrorist eluded security at JFK airport in New York City and was last seen attempting to become inconspicuous in New York's famed Central Park.

Homeland Security has a file on the intruder, and his profile indicates that he prefers to frequent crowded shopping malls, and upscale New York department stores.

If you see the suspected terrorist, contact Homeland Security at once. The perp entered the United States using a Saudi passport issued to Osama Bin Shoppin, but it's suspect that he is at this point using an alias.

The Department of Homeland Security has provided its most recent picture of the suspect! Be on the look out!





posted on Apr 26, 2008 9:29 AM ()

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Inconspicuous, indeed!
comment by angiedw on Apr 27, 2008 5:51 AM ()
Holy Cow!!!!
comment by gapeach on Apr 26, 2008 11:52 AM ()
nice legs
comment by fredo on Apr 26, 2008 10:14 AM ()
comment by grumpy on Apr 26, 2008 10:03 AM ()

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