Kids  Are  Quick
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:          Here it is.

TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Maria.

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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?  

JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how Ispell it.

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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O  

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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:     Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..

TEACHER:    No, Millie.....always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'  
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie,do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.   

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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.  Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD:     A teacher  
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