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First Time

Subject: First time

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a
packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman
assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store
to see if it was empty. It was empty.

'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse
and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite
you?' she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my
head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and
lay down on a desk.

'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I
could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?'
she asked.

I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.


posted on May 21, 2008 2:17 PM ()

Comments:

Ahhh, going down memory lane, huh? Oh, I know you didn't say it was YOU telling YOUR story, but it's funny believing it is!
comment by donnamarie on May 22, 2008 6:50 PM ()
I don't remember the first time I wore one--either on my penis or thumb!!! But I didn't wear one until after years of having sex 'bareback' and then AIDS came on the scene!
comment by greatmartin on May 21, 2008 6:57 PM ()
awh!that was so funny.But a great story.
You had me fooled.
comment by fredo on May 21, 2008 2:30 PM ()
This was great!
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on May 21, 2008 2:23 PM ()

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