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Entertainment > Humor > Dont Cheat
 

Dont Cheat

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX


PS. YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED!

posted on June 20, 2008 5:51 AM ()

Comments:

Good enough, I say!
comment by donnamarie on June 26, 2008 4:48 PM ()
Very funny.
comment by clovis on June 22, 2008 4:35 AM ()
comment by nittineedles on June 20, 2008 3:45 PM ()

Hysterical!
comment by shesaidwhat on June 20, 2008 12:49 PM ()
You really find some great ones.
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on June 20, 2008 11:35 AM ()
yea,saw this some time ago.They had a slew of these shots.
comment by fredo on June 20, 2008 10:26 AM ()
Not being married or having a partner I don't have those worries!!
comment by greatmartin on June 20, 2008 8:41 AM ()

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