My daDDy he wented out on the frunt porch like he duz to smoke - he still duz awful stuff like that - and when he comed back inna house hiz teefs wuz chattering like an alarm clock. MOL
He sed he expects a visit tonight frum an old Army buddy, Major Snowstorm. MOL
He don't like to dribe the car in the snow so he stocked up here fer a cupple dayz. We got plenty of noms and coffee and pretzuls and stuff. He wented out earlier and tossed lotsa ice melter on the steps and the sidewalks.
I think I'm gonna wear my ornge hoodie now, in case it gets reel cold. Either than or cuddle with Rinny.