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Old Timer's Hospital Stay



I am a pretty sick old man.

There was one nurse that just drove me crazy.

Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, 'And how are we doing this morning?'

Or 'Are we ready for a bath' , or 'Are we hungry ?'

I had had enough of this particular nurse.

One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.

Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.

So you know where the juice went !

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.
'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
The nurse fainted..........
I just smiled.

DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE

posted on June 17, 2013 1:42 PM ()

Comments:

bloody ripper it
comment by kevinshere on June 18, 2013 12:55 AM ()
comment by hennaladykim on June 18, 2013 12:46 AM ()
True..we are wicked!
comment by elderjane on June 17, 2013 5:29 PM ()
comment by jjoohhnn on June 17, 2013 4:07 PM ()

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