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Ha! This May Offend Some ... .

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On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.
Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

posted on July 21, 2013 5:45 PM ()

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Not offended.... but not LOL either..... But thanks for trying!
comment by jjoohhnn on July 22, 2013 6:20 AM ()
You are a tough crowd jjoohhnn!! I accept the challenge :D
reply by hennaladykim on July 24, 2013 11:06 AM ()
That is why you should try on shoes before you commit to wearing them.
comment by elderjane on July 22, 2013 5:36 AM ()
bit of a surprise
comment by kevinshere on July 21, 2013 6:40 PM ()

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