I got this off of Mellowdee’s Blog.
I really get a kick out of this sort of thing.
If you opened this, copy and paste to a new page. Then change the answers to your own, and send it to your friends! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you!

1. What do you add to your coffee? 2 or 1% milk.

2. What are you reading now? This freaking blog. Just finished an autobiography by Steve Martin called Born Standing Up.

3. Do you own a gun? No. Unless you count the one I was born with. (Used to be a Howitzer, but it’s pretty much a pea shooter now.)

4. Are you registered to vote? DO you vote? Yes and yes.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Depends. I wasn’t exactly thrilled about the recent colonoscopy. But, in general, I don’t mind going to the doctor. I like her.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? Wonderful and very bad. (I want one now, damn it!)

7. Favorite Christmas Song? O Holy Night by Mario Lanza.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee.

9. Can you do push ups? Yes.

10. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Lynne Merk. I was madly in love. She wasn't. The bitch broke my heart.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My watch that I ran over about a month ago with my John Deere, hydrostatic, zero-radius-turn lawnmower.

12. Favorite hobby? Skiing, writing and scuba diving.

13. Do you work with people who idolize you? In the theater, perhaps. In the office…you’ve got to be kidding.

14. Do you have ADD? Sometimes I wonder. Two of kids had it…with H.

15. What's one trait that you hate about yourself? One physical trait of mine with which I am not too enamored is my bow legs. Although Mary claims that they are sexy.

16. Middle name? Orville. (Yeah! You wanna make something of it?!)

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. 1. T.G.I.F. 2. My oldest grand daughter is spending the night with us. 3.What’s for supper?

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. 1. Coffee 2. A rose (I buy Mary a rose every week. I’ve been doing it since we were dating. I have yet to miss a week.) 3. Strawberries.

19. Name 3 beverages you regularly drink. Beer, coffee, beer.

20. Current worry right now? Nothing.

22. Favorite place to be? Home.

23. How did you bring in the New Year? Slept through it.

24. Where would you like to go? Back to Bonaire for the twentieth time to do more scuba diving. OR back to Cozumel to do the same thing.

25. Name three people who will complete this. Don’t have a clue.

26. Whose answers do you want to read the most? Eveybody’s. It will be fun.

27. What color shirt are you wearing? A gold colored T-shirt with a map of Costa Rica on it that Mary bought for me on our trip through The Panama Canal this year.

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Yes.

29. Can you whistle? Uh-huh. When I’m sober.

30. Favorite color(s)? Blue, red.

31. Could you be a pirate? Nope. I need more showers than that.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower? Nothing in the shower. In the car? Anything and everything – Dylan, CCR, Willie Nelson, Bob Marley, Leon Russell

33. Favorite girls name? Alyssa.

34. Favorite boy's name? Matt

35. What's in your pocket right now? My wallet and 39 cents in change.

36. Last thing that made you laugh? Remembering George Carlin’s 7 Words You Can’t Say On Television.

37. Best bed sheets as a child? Nothing comes to mind.

38. Worst injury you've ever had? Dropped a two hundred pound piece of steel onto my left hand. (I’m left-handed.) My nails all turned purple and black, and my fingers swelled up like kielbasas and stayed like that for two weeks.

39. Do you love where you live? And how! I wouldn’t change it for the world. I love the great outdoors, the woods around my house, the rural setting. The foxes, turkeys, and deer that I see every morning out in my pastures.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house? Three.

41. Who is your loudest friend? Kate. If she’s in the room, nobody else can talk.

42. How many dogs do you have? One. At one point, however, we had four(2 Goldens, A Pointer, and A German Shepherd.)

43. Does someone have a crush on you? Besides Mary, I don’t think so.

44. What are the most fun things you ever did? None of your damned business.

45. What are your favorite books? I love the classics, especially Twain and Dickens.

46. What is your favorite candy? Wether’s Butterscotches, Tootsie Roll Pops. M & M’s.

47. Favorite Team? The Boston Red Sox. The University of Connecticut Men’s and Women’s Basketball teams. (We live five miles from the campus.)

48. What songs do you want played at your funeral? Don’t know. Nothing religious though.

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night? Dead to the world.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? “SHIT!”