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Well they did it. I heard them say it this morning. They have predicted snow for Nashville. It is going to be chaos here. They just do not know how to handle Snow.
Now this provides amusement for us transplanted from the North ex-Yankees who know what a real snow storm is but-
They get the littlest dusting and the whole town closes down.
They get an inch (sometimes less) and schools close.
They will put enough sand on the highways to cover Daytona Beach.
People will storm Kroger’s and Publix’s to buy milk, bread and eggs. By 8:00pm tonight there won’t a gallon, a slice, or a yolk left to be had.
They will shift to the bad weather driving plan. The one that says “the roads are bad- we better hurry up to get home.†They will then try to run into each other on the highways and when they do have an accident they will blame the other guy because “He doesn’t know how to drive in the snow.â€
If there is a real accumulation of the white stuff, they don’t worry about plowing after all (and I quote) God put it there-he will take it away.
Now following recent history-this prediction wont happen or at worst it will be gone and melted by ten am.
In fact we used to have a joke about one of the local weather men. A gentleman by the name of Bill Hall.
The joke went :
Do you know the difference between Bill Hall and Lorena Bobbitt?
When Lorena Bobbitt says two inches are going to hit the ground-she means it!
My advice--stay in where it is warm. See Ya
geeeeeeez
