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Men in Menopause

Men in Menopause



There was lady at the old bloggster (she is here now) who had a blog named “There are No Men in Menopause” and I have wanted for awhile now to argue that point.
There are Men in Menopause. I was-is one. We are the long suffering mates, the biters of tongues trying to hide behind a newspaper.
We are the ones driving the car in mid December with the windows down and the AC on because you are hot.
We get to come home at night and ask “Hi honey-how was your day?” Fearing you may have killed the postman.
I have come home to find my mate with something all over her face dressed in sweatpants and a tee shirt and have her ask me “do you still find me sexy?” There is no right answer.
Have you ever had to explain why the love or you life is standing in Kroger’s is holding a 5# bag of ice to her chest like it is her first born? I have.
Or why she crying while holding a box of Pampers?
I once picked her up at the store only to have her tell me it was my fault. I quickly agreed- rolled down the windows, turned on the AC and drove her home. To this day I have no idea what I did. But before I went to bed I did count the kitchen knives .
Yes my dear there are men in menopause. We are just to dam afraid to say anything.

posted on Sept 11, 2008 7:11 PM ()

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After reading this, I vow NEVER to go through menopause. I shall quietly go around it.
comment by sunlight on Sept 15, 2008 11:11 PM ()
Too funy!! So dang true too. Mine is the full moon and mood swings.
comment by sumkindabich on Sept 15, 2008 4:50 PM ()
I've got 3 kids (9,8,7) that won't give me any space on my plate for anything as trite at "male menopause"
comment by redwolftimes on Sept 13, 2008 3:27 PM ()
Should I avoid getting married. This sounds like Purgatory on earth.
comment by jerms on Sept 13, 2008 1:21 PM ()
Forgot to mention that I enjoyed the video
comment by fredo on Sept 12, 2008 10:39 AM ()
Never been through this.
I did not see any sign of it.
Then again I got out of my marriage fast.
Maybe this help.
I know that men go through with this.
But open window and ac on.Are you sure this menopause.
Sounds like you need help.
Good post,grumpy as always.
comment by fredo on Sept 12, 2008 10:38 AM ()
Great post!!
comment by looserobes on Sept 12, 2008 8:14 AM ()
comment by kristilyn3 on Sept 12, 2008 8:02 AM ()
comment by jondude on Sept 12, 2008 6:44 AM ()
Grumpy you have cracked me up..
comment by elfie33 on Sept 12, 2008 4:43 AM ()
I'm sorry, I just think it's hysterical. I don't doubt that men go through it, but it's just so funny the way you present it.
comment by hopefields on Sept 12, 2008 12:23 AM ()
Without us women, life would be dull, wouldn't it?!?
comment by busymichmom on Sept 11, 2008 11:28 PM ()
OMG THAT WAS FUNNY
comment by butterfly1969 on Sept 11, 2008 9:12 PM ()
Wise man.
comment by mzscarlett on Sept 11, 2008 8:49 PM ()
I think my stepfather is going through this right now
comment by ducky on Sept 11, 2008 7:46 PM ()

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