Just a quickie blog this morning ( do you know how long it’s been since the grump has had a morning quickie-but that’s a topic for another blog).
Thought I would give you a News update from my favorite Rednecks.








Now before you try to get all nasty all over me try to remember this is what is called satire. Some of us here tend to take stuff way to seriously.

*Sarah Palin is invited to meet with the Pope while he is vacationing
south of Rome in Venice . The liberal press reluctantly watches the
semi-private audience, hoping they will be able to allot minimal
coverage, if any.

The Pope asks Governor Palin to join him on a Gondola ride through the
canals of Venice.

They're admiring the sights and agreeing on moral issues when, all of a
sudden, the Pope's hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the
water.

The gondolier starts to reach for the Pontiff's cap with his pole, but
this move threatens to overturn the floating craft.

Sarah waves the tour guide off, saying, "Wait, wait. I'll take care of
this. Don't worry."

She steps off the gondola onto the surface of the water and walks out to
the Pope's hat, bends over and picks it up. She walks back across the
water to the gondola and steps aboard.

She hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

The next morning the topic of conversation among Democrats in Congress,
CBS News, NBC News, ABC News, CNN, the New York Times, Hollywood
celebrities, and in France and Germany is:

"Palin Can't Swim."*

You know what I love about this time of year--when else can a old fat guy go in to Krogers or Wal-Mart and buy a 100 pound bag of Snickers and nobody thinks a thing about it.

Ya all have a good one.