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The Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a
drinker, but the drinks went down easy. He didn't
even remember how he got home from the party.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes... The first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
water on the night stand with a single rose.
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all
clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black
eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror
written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark
from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on
the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your
favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love,
Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot
breakfast, hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of
your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and
then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when
you ran into the door."
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in
such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and
breakfast is on the table?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you
screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time. .
PRICELESS!!!
