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Life & Events > Not Much Going On.
 

Not Much Going On.

Not much going on this morning got this in my emails and thought this worthy to pass this along. Enjoy

Fondling In Bed

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.


By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.


Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.


He whispered back, " I found the remote."

See Ya later.

posted on Feb 26, 2008 6:43 AM ()

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Yea! The die is cast. Grumpy has joined us.

Let the games begin!
comment by percivel on Mar 4, 2008 6:54 AM ()
What a bummer! I'm afraid dear husband would have spent the night on the couch. That way, he could enjoy his TV totally in private. Come to think of it, he might have to spend more than ONE night on the old coucharoo!
comment by redimpala on Feb 26, 2008 3:58 PM ()
oh. ha. this is so typically a man joke. ha.
comment by cindy on Feb 26, 2008 1:33 PM ()
That's way too real!
comment by teacherwoman on Feb 26, 2008 1:31 PM ()
comment by nittineedles on Feb 26, 2008 11:52 AM ()
True love is a wonderful thing..
comment by looserobes on Feb 26, 2008 9:29 AM ()
comment by beabea on Feb 26, 2008 8:07 AM ()
Now that was a good one!!!
comment by kristilyn3 on Feb 26, 2008 7:15 AM ()

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