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Grumpy Joins the Village People




Ok she’s gone, so I guess I can tell the story. The Red Headed Neighbor Lady came over last night. But that is not the story.
This morning when we woke up she was starved and decided to make us breakfast.
While she was slaving away in the kitchen I took first shot at the shower. Well when I came out craving coffee and a kiss this song was on the radio.


So there I am feeling good-And in my 58 year old glory wearing a pair of old boxer shorts and a smile. Well I couldn’t help my self-I started dancing.
Take a second here and get a mental image.
Hey it’s not that funny!
But I guess she thought it was. She started laughing so hard she had to sit down. The girl had tears in her eyes.
I went and got dressed-I figured morning sex was now out of the question.
And to top it off-she burned breakfast.
When she left to over to her kids she gave me a kiss and a hug and said she would be back later but I noticed she was still laughing as she got in her car.

posted on Dec 28, 2008 10:53 AM ()

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awesome Grumpy!!! Next time have her record it so we all can see!
comment by kristilyn3 on Dec 30, 2008 7:37 AM ()
Too funny Grumpy.
comment by elderjane on Dec 29, 2008 6:58 AM ()
Yep...I'm laughing now and will probably laugh myself to sleep...too funny! lol
comment by hopefields on Dec 29, 2008 2:19 AM ()
Was it the pair of boxers with Spongebob Squarepants on it???? By the way, Dolly sends her regards and wants to know if you still have her red bra?
comment by mzscarlett on Dec 28, 2008 7:27 PM ()
As they use to say in NY.."Ya got to believe"
comment by redwolftimes on Dec 28, 2008 7:01 PM ()
I was starting to "wonder about you" Grump... At least now I don't have to "wonder'!
comment by coincutter on Dec 28, 2008 6:22 PM ()
comment by strider333 on Dec 28, 2008 5:44 PM ()
I'm laughing too. Morning sex was out of the question.
comment by busymichmom on Dec 28, 2008 2:13 PM ()
Oh!I thought this was what do you say to a naked man?
Why was she laughing,the underwear????????????????
I better not go any further.
comment by fredo on Dec 28, 2008 12:58 PM ()
And that's why I don't wear underwear!!!!
comment by greatmartin on Dec 28, 2008 11:46 AM ()
I wasn't even there, but I'm laughing.
comment by anniel on Dec 28, 2008 11:25 AM ()

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