I have been getting a lot of messages about some carrying on here in our happy village of Geasyville.

I don’t know why I was chosen except I have a reputation for standing up for those who can’t or don’t stand up for themselves. As most of you know I don’t handle Bullshit real well.

Whoops I guess I should have said anal droppings from a male bovine.

There are some old rules or maybe some strong suggestions.

1.       Never blog after the 4^th drink. If you want to be stupid on your own blog go ahead. But spreading your off kilter opinions and thoughts on your neighbors might better wait till the next day.

2.       Watch the name calling. Black guys don’t appreciate being called nigger. Most gays don’t like being called faggots. Most of our women folk don’t like being called Ho’s and such. As for us fat ole white guys-hell  give us a beer and some ribs and we will forgive most anything-till you step on our core beliefs –once on my blog I was told to suck a #$%k-the next time I will be on that person like stink on S#$&k. Game on.

3.       Respect. Try to show a little.

4.       P.C. Now this is a hard one for me. I don’t much like it. I believe calling a spade a spade is ok. Calling a black guy a spade is not. Or this one-you may run into a stone cold stupid bitch and the words dumb f$%&ing C87T may come to mind. Try to find other less offensive words to express your opinions.

5.       When you come to my blog and don’t like what I post-tell me about it. If I am wrong call me on it. Just remember there are ladies that sometimes show up there. I don’t mind some profanity. I use it for emphasis myself.

Da  Grump.