Importance
of Walking

 
  Walking can add minutes to your life.
    This enables you at 85 years
old
    to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
    home at $7000 per
month.

 
   My grandpa started walking
     five miles a day when he was 60..
   
 Now he's 97 years old
     and we don't know where he
is.
 
   
 
   I like long walks,
     especially when they are taken
     by people
who annoy me.
 
   
 
   The only reason I would take up walking
     is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again .
 
   
     I have to walk early in the morning,
     before my brain figures
out what I'm doing..
     
 
   I joined a health club last year,
     spent about 400 bucks.
   
 Haven't lost a pound.
     Apparently you have to go
there.
 
 
 
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
     I wash my mouth out with
chocolate.
 
   
 
   I do have flabby thighs,
     but fortunately my stomach covers
them.
 
   
The advantage of exercising every day
     is so when you die, they'll
say,
     'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
 
   
 
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
   
start with a small country.
     
 
   I know I got a lot of exercise
     the last few years,......
     just
getting over the hill.
 
 
  We all get heavier as we get older,
     because there's a lot more
information in our heads.
     That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
 
 
   AND

 
   Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
     I just
find a Happy Hour
     and by the time I leave,
     I look just
fine.