Archaeology

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists
found traces of a copper-wire system dating back 100 years, and they
came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone
network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California
scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, headlines in
the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found
traces of 200 year old copper-wire system and have concluded that their
ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications
network a hundred years earlier than the New York ers.'

One week later, 'The Redneck Rebel Gazette' in COMO, Mississippi, reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 30 feet in a corn
field near LONGTOWN, Bubba Johnson, a self taught archaeologist,
reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded
that 300 years ago, Mississippi had already gone wireless.
Amen and Amen!