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> said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it
> I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
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> And Then the fight started!
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> He said to me ... Shall we try swapping positions
> tonight?
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> Isaid...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
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>And Then the fight started!
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> He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all
> the grocer money I gave you?
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>I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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>And Then the fight started!
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He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during
> foreplay?
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> I said to him .. . They don't have
> time
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> And
> Then the fight started!
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> He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a
> roll of toilet
> paper?
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> I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never
> happened.
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> And
> Then the fight started!
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> He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who
> are sensitive, caring
> and Good- looking?
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> I said to him . . . They already have
> boyfriends.
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> And
> Then the fight started!
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> He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her
> husband is every
> night?
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> I said. . . A widow.
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> I said to him . . . Single women come home, see
> what's in the fridge and
> go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
> bed and go to the fridge.
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> And
> Then the fight started!
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> SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE
> GUYS YOU THINK CAN
> HANDLE IT!
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