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Monday Watercooler: Roseanne talks too much and Ashburn adores male tail…on the sly
contributing editor, 365Gay Blog 03.08.2010 10:47am EST ,
- Stop talking Roseanne. Please. Comic Roseanne thought it best to pontificate about the suicide of Marie Osmond’s child, Michael Blosil . Barr is convinced the 18 year old took his life because he was gay
and despondent over the anti-gay policies of the Mormon Church. “Marie
Osmond’s poor gay son killed himself because he had been told how wrong
and how sick he was every day of his life by his church and the people
in it. Calling that ‘depression’ is a lie!” Roseanne never met the kid,
or talked to him, but somehow has the skinny on this tragedy; she
continued by offering spiritual bromides to a grieving mother.
Goingafter the parent of a child who killed himself is lowdown, but
this is Roseanne we are talking about.

- Eric Massa is leaving today . You will have to add former to Eric Massa ’s name today because he’s stepping down from his gig as representative of New York’s 29th District. He admits to cussing at his staff, but denies anything else happened. Anonymous sources are saying he made unwanted sexual advances toward a male aide (oh, those prissy staffers!). UPDATE: Massa explains the incident that brought the ethics investigation–looks like
too much booze was the cause–and blames the White House for his
downfall. Comeon Eric. Man up and stop putting your mistakes on someone
else.

- It’s not funny but it is . Working for the Pope and hiring rent boys? Really? Would love to know how Angelo Balducci
and Thomas Chinedu Ehiem justified their boss’ anti-gay rhetoric with
their activities with hourly men. I also want to know if these two are
tops or bottoms? I’m guessing selfish tops. They are the worst.

- Congrats to Hudson Taylor . Not only did the University of Maryland wrestler win the ACC wrestling championship in the 197-pound class, but he was
named outstanding wrestler. Why should you care? Because he’s straight
and a vocal ally. I’ve forgiven him for beating a UNC wrestler for the
victory.

- The Oscars . Nothing to add because it’s an award show. Would rather watch kittens
play with string. Can you honestly trust a group that gives a statue to
Al Pacino for Scent of a Woman ? Or Crash (booooooooooooooooo!!!)? Any special Oscar moments you want to share?

- Being anti-gay and anti-immigrant doesn’t mean you can’t hanker for some hot brown booty . Republican State Senator Roy Ashburn supported anti-gay and immigrant legislation. However, when he got
stopped on a DUI while leaving a gay bar, it looks like his “passenger”
was Latino. Ashburn only likes gay Latinos when they are giving him the
sweet sweet love.

- I am Sarah your God who brought you out of liberalism, where you lived as slaves. You shall have no other gods to rival me . Give Sarah Palin credit. She knows how to milk her base. Sure scribbling notes on your
hand is weak sauce, but as the ex-governor says: if it’s good for God,
she can do the same.

- Sure the Olympics are over, but a picture lasts forever. Where does the US Bobsled team train and do they need a scribe? I’m cheap and available.
