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Not Really Funny, Mcgee

1.  In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame,     two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
     --John Adams
 
2.  If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
     -- Mark Twain
 
3.   Suppose you were an idiot.  And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
      -- Mark Twain
 
4.   I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and      trying to lift himself up by the handle .
      -- Winston Churchill
 
5.   A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
      -- George Bernard Shaw
 
6.   A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with       your money.
      -- G. Gordon Liddy
 
7.   Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.      -- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
 
8.   Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries
      to rich people in poor countries.
      -- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University
 
9.   Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.      -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
 
10.  Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors
       to live at the expense of everybody else.
       -- Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)
 
11.  Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
       If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
       -- Ronald Reagan (1986)
 
12.  I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
       -- Will Rogers
 
13.  If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
       -- P.J. O'Rourke
 
14.  In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one           party of the citizens to give to the other.
       -- Voltaire (1764)
 
15.  Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
       -- Pericles (430 B.C.)
 
16.  No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
       -- Mark Twain (1866)
 
17.  Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
       -- Anonymous
 
18.  The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end
       and no responsibility at the other.
       -- Ronald Reagan
 
19.  The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.
       The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
       -- Winston Churchill
 
20.  The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves
        the skin.
    ;    -- Mark Twain
 
21.  The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
       -- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)
 
22.  There is no distinctly native American criminal class...save Congress.
       -- Mark Twain
 
23.  What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
       -- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
 
24.  A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong
       enough to take everything you have.
       -- Thomas Jefferson
 
 

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