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Another 'Oldie But Goodie' Lol
-Questions you can't answer...
Why
doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
flat?
Why
do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not
enough?
Why
do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why
does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check
when you say the paint is wet?
Whose
idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
What
is the speed of darkness?
Why
is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two
hours?
Are
there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special
Olympics?
If
the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do
married people live longer than single ones, or does it only seem
longer?
How
is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea
to put wheels on luggage?
Why
do people pay to go up=2 0tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to
look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and
wonder...
Who
was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink
dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who
was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next
thing that comes outta it's ass!
Why do toasters always have a setting
so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
being would eat?
Why
is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?
Why
do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to
their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why
does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are
tests?
If
corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what
is baby oil made from?
If
electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
Why
do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
Oh, stop
singing and read on...
Do
illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did
you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when
you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
Does
pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
posted on Dec 4, 2008 1:59 PM ()
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